When Chidinma went for her annual check-up, the doctor asked her to undress and lie down on the examination table. Her uneasiness evident, Chidinma said to the doctor, "Doctor, I am too shy to undress in front of you." The Doctor said, "I understand. I will switch off the lights. When you are done undressing, just tell me." After two minutes, Chidinma said to the doctor in the dark, "Doctor, I am done. Where should I keep my clothes?" The Doctor replied, "Just keep them over here, on top of mine."

The teacher asked akpos to count from 0 to 10 AKPOS: 0 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10 TEACHER: Where is 5? AKPOS: Yesterday, I heard on the news that 5 died in a car accident.

TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!

The following are blunders Africans say everyday... Thank God for a brown new day! My God is upsome! Why are people so weekend? Not all that glitters are goats! Majority carries the volt. May your name be highly exhausted. My waste is paining me. Thank God for spearing my life. What is strong with you? Lord, you are the killer that holds my life. Please, how much is your age. Look to the window, the principal just passed away. I am not priding please. Lord let your wheel be done.

Boy: do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I w ill make a helper suitable for him’.” Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Girl: What will happen if I say yes? Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—th ink about such things." Girl: owwww I love you already Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."